3rd Rock from the Sun

Brains and Eggs

1996-01-09 · 22m

The leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.

Post-Nasal Dick

1996-01-16 · 22m

When Tommy catches a bug, the crew gets its first taste of human illness.

Dick's First Birthday

1996-01-23 · 22m

Dick is introduced to the concept of birthdays--and it dawns on him that he's getting old.

Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus

1996-01-30 · 22m

Dick assigns Sally to go on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.

Dick, Smoker

1996-02-06 · 22m

While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.

Green-Eyed Dick

1996-02-13 · 18m

Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her. Harry adopts a stray dog.

Lonely Dick

1996-02-20 · 22m

Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.

Body & Soul & Dick

1996-02-27 · 22m

When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.

Ab-Dick-ted

1996-03-05 · 22m

Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.

Truth or Dick

1996-03-12 · 22m

Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.

The Art of Dick

1996-03-19 · 22m

While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.

Frozen Dick

1996-03-26 · 22m

A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.

Angry Dick

1996-04-02 · 22m

The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.

The Dicks They Are A-Changin'

1996-04-09 · 22m

When Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month club, and is swamped with CDs.

I Enjoy Being a Dick

1996-04-21 · 22m

Flummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs at a pancake restaurant.

Dick Like Me

1996-04-23 · 22m

Dick decides that the Solomons don't “fit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wants to fit in with Tommy's handsome teacher.

Assault with a Deadly Dick

1996-04-30 · 22m

The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,” sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.

Father Knows Dick

1996-05-07 · 22m

Dick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.

Selfish Dick

1996-05-14 · 22m

Albright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to be “ER” doctors.

See Dick Run (1)

1996-05-21 · 22m

Dr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.