Puppets Who Kill

6.630m20024 seasons

AnimationComedy

Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.

Where to Watch

Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel

Cast

Dan Redican

Dan Barlow

Bob Martin

Cuddles

Gord Robertson

Bill

James Rankin

Buttons

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Episodes

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Pilot

2002-10-04 · 30m

Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

2002-10-11 · 30m

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

Cuddles Goes To Jail

2002-10-18 · 30m

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

Buttons Goes To Court

2002-10-25 · 30m

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

Bill's Brain

2002-10-31 · 30m

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

2002-11-08 · 30m

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

Rocko's Telethon

2002-11-15 · 30m

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

Cuddles The Safety Mascot

2002-11-22 · 30m

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

Dan's Crush

2002-11-29 · 30m

Dan The Greeter

· 30m

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

Cuddles Gets Laid

2002-12-13 · 30m

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

Dan's Umbrella

2002-12-20 · 30m

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

2002-12-27 · 30m

The Payback

2003-01-03 · 30m